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SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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Class 1:
How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Step-by-Step with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:
The Toilet Paper Roll, does it change itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3:
Is it possible to Urinate using the technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4:
Fundamental differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:
After Dinner Dishes, can they Levitate and Fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:
Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.
Class 7:
Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the Rright Places instead of turning the house Upside Down while Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:
Health Watch - Bringing her Flowers is not Harmful to your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.
Class 9:
Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10:
Is it Genetically Impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11:
Learning to Live - Basic Differences between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Location and times to be announced.
Class 12:
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13:
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and How to Call when you're going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.
Class 14:
The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is used?
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
Diplomas will be issued
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FUCK BUSH
ANOTHER 4 YEARS OF CRAP.
FUCK
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| Mp3 Player... That doesn't suck... |
[24 Sep 2004|09:24pm] |
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I'm looking for a player that doesn't hog resources...I've been using MusicMatch Jukebox v. 9.0... but its just not like it used to be.
Is there a STABLE version of Winamp out here?? And if so, where do I obtain it?? www.winamp.com only have the player version 5.0 {close enough}
I'm running Win XP Pro, on an AMD Athalon Asus, 1800XP+, with a gig of Ram.
Any ideas out there? I just need something to rip cd's to my HD, and to play-back while im gaming.
Thanks people.
~Nika~
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| BE ON THE LOOKOUT.. |
[17 Sep 2004|10:00am] |
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WARNING!
VIRUS!!
it looks like this!!!:
Dear LiveJournal user,
We have recently noticed that you haven't updated your LiveJournal in
awhile. If you would like to keep your LiveJournal account, you must sign in
within the next 24 hours.
You may sign in at: {link removed}
Failure to sign in within the next 24 hours will result in account termination.
DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK! IT'S A VIRUS!
Please, post this in your personal journal and in your communities, even if it's off-topic for the community. This is very important.
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| OH SM0T SM0T !!!! |
[19 Aug 2004|01:54am] |
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| INTERESTING FACTS THERE.... |
[08 Jul 2004|12:25pm] |
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In 1965 (the year you were born) |
Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US
Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters
Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City
To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to Montgomery with federal troop protection
The first commercial satellite, Early Bird, is launched into space by Nasa to transmit telephone and television signals
Voting Rights Act is signed into law
Riots by young blacks in the Watts area of Los Angeles begin, causing $200 million in damage
Hurricane Betsy claims 75 lives in southern Florida and Louisiana
United States President Lyndon Johnson proclaims his "Great Society" during his State of the Union address
Dr. Dre, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr., Shania Twain, Moby, and Ben Stiller are born
Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series
Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship
Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
The Sound of Music, starring Julie Andrews, is the top grossing film
Dune by Frank Herbert is published
The Beatles' Rubber Soul is released
"Satisfaction" by Rolling Stones is a top hit
The Beatles appear on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing songs from their new album Help!
Sony introduces the Betamax, a home video tape recorder
Nearly all of NBC's programs are now broadcast in color
I Dream of Jeannie premieres
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| HAHAH TOO FUNNY..MAN. |
[08 Jul 2004|10:44am] |
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I AM 51% HIPPIE!  I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too! |
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| NO, I Haven't Died..yet |
[17 Jun 2004|08:36pm] |
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| How to make a lastingchild |
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts courage
1 part leadership |
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired! |
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| HA HA HA IT'S MY BIRTHDAY !! YAY ME !! |
[18 Apr 2004|10:02pm] |
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Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across
the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly,being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.
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| IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! YAY ME !! |
[18 Apr 2004|10:00pm] |
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Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across
the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly,being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.
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| NIIICE! |
[16 Apr 2004|12:42am] |
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